Extremely bad hernia EMERGENCY!

I woke up one day with a small bump on the left of my pelvis. The next two weeks it burned and hurt to pee. The small bump got bigger and bigger. The doctors said it might be a hernia. I tried to exercise at home to strengthen my abs to try to avoid surgery. Now my bump has turned to a small hill and when I push it back into place, it starts coming out from the other side, or from the top, it bubbles everywhere, burns all the time, and moves quite often. I feel pain in my left thigh up to my left breast and when the hernia comes out a lot I get ringing in my left ear and sometimes blind spots (as if I just looked at the sun) where I'm looking. I need guidance. My stomach is always hot and to try to flex my abs hurts, the muscle feels tender. I believe it came on from 3 things, smoking with a chronic cough (I have since quit), excessive masturbation, and lifting a heavy piano when I wasn't ready. Now all I can do to feel comfortable is lay down and hold it in place. Other than that it moves around and I start to feel like I can't breathe well. Please help.